I’ve previously outlined a proper movie marathon survival kit. However, I never considered the special needs of hysteric tweeners attending a Twilight movie marathon.
Thankfully, MTV has stepped in with the sage advice of bringing along throat lozenges and smelling salts to these events. Why? To manage the effects of prolonged screaming and fainting spells, you see.
Great idea. In fact, I have two more excellent suggestions to add to this list:
- Fainting couch – We wouldn’t want to just land on the floor would we?
- Twilight Wedding Dress – Since its every girl’s dream to be married to a creepy, 100-year-old, undead stalker.
Thanks MTV, for these deep insights into modern female behavior!
