Halloween Movie Marathon Ideas from The A.V. Club

Halloween is the closest thing to an annual horror movie marathon holiday. You can’t swing a dead cat during Halloween without hitting a horror movie or a horde of people lunging to consume it. So – if you want to have your own Halloween movie marathon, what the fastest way to conjure up a 24-hour unholy vision of the gaping maw of hell?

If you are a do-it-yourselfer like myself, you probably just want a great list of horror movies to start from. I wrote a Horror Movie Marathon Where-to-Start article a while back.

However, I was surprised to find out the A.V. Club (affiliated with The Onion) are big fans of 24-hour movie marathons – and a 24-hour Halloween movie marathon is one of their annual traditions. Even better, the A.V. Club is well-connected enough to have celebrities put together Halloween movie marathon schedules for them! Check out their Halloween movie marathons from years past:

If assembling one of these schedules sounds like work, maybe channel surfing is more your style. So what’s on TV this Halloween? American Movie Classics seems to be throwing themselves most enthusiastically into the horror fray with their AMC Fearfest. But if you need more options, there are other Halloween Movie Marathons on TV too. Or you can assemble your own marathon from the list of Halloween movies on the Huffington Post. There are a lot.

If bothering to look up showtimes of horror movies on cable TV sounds like work to you, dang, are you one lazy bum! There is yet still a way to stream images of violence and depravity on-demand directly into your ocular receptors. Check out Reel Life with Jane’s 31-day Netflix Halloween Movie Marathon.

I hope one of these horrible options works well for you. Happy Halloween! Don’t turn off the light!

Update 22 July 2017: Updated list of links for mid-2017. All of the other TV schedule references are still from 2014.

Highest Body Count Movie Marathon

Sure – plot, character development, and beautiful cinematography are important factors for movies, but what about sheer on-screen body count? In fact, I think the real question we should be asking ourselves is: what is the highest body count movie marathon possible?Mushroom cloudOf course there are tools available on the internet to assist us with answering this question (you doubted it for a second?). I was first alerted to this fact by Randal Olson’s blog, which has a handy infographic of the deadliest films of all time – as measured by on-screen deaths.

After some investigative work (i.e. I read the article), I discovered Randal’s source was moviebodycounts.com. This site does all the exhaustive work of cataloging on-screen deaths in popular movies – so you don’t have to! Their counting methodology is described in the FAQ. Since they have a website, clearly they are the most scientific source on the subject of on-screen movie deaths.

They have the 101 highest body count movies in a convenient list (they also have a deadliest character list). If you simply took the top entries, and jammed them into a 24-hour period, you would come up with a movie marathon schedule like the following.

Top Body Count Movie Marathon

Start TimeTitleYearRuntimeBody Count
12:00 PMLoTR: Return of the King2003201 min.836
03:21 PMKingdom of Heaven2005144 min.610
05:45 PM3002007117 min.600
07:42 PMTroy2004163 min.572
10:25 PMThe Last Samurai2003154 min.558
12:59 AMLoTR: The Two Towers2002179 min.468
03:58 AMGrindhouse2007191 min.310
07:09 AMHard Boiled1992128 min.307
09:17 AMTitanic1997194 min.307
12:31 PMFinish

That’s 4,568 on-screen deaths spread across nine movies over 24.5 hours. That’s not bad, but the schedule is a little over the 24-hour time limit and, well, the schedule includes Titanic. Is that really the best that you can do?

Since time in any movie marathon is limited (to, you know, 24 hours), I thought that a better way at looking at the problem is the efficiency of the movies – as measured in average bodies per minute. When you look at things that way, you get a schedule like this.

Top Bodies Per Minute Movie Marathon

Start TimeTitleYearRuntimeBody CountBodies /  Minute
12:00 PM3002007117 minutes6005.1
01:57 PMKingdom of Heaven2005144 min.6104.2
04:21 PMLoTR: The Two Towers2002179 min.4682.6
07:20 PMLoTR: Return of the King2003201 min.8364.2
10:41 PMThe Last Samurai2003154 min.5583.6
01:15 AMTroy2004163 min.5723.5
03:58 AMRambo200892 min.2472.7
05:30 AMHard Boiled1992128 min.3072.4
07:38 AMWe Were Soldiers2002138 min.3052.2
09:56 AMEquilibrium2002107 min.2362.2
11:43 AMFinish

This schedule has 4,739 on-screen deaths spread across ten movies over 23.5 hours. That’s 171 more kills, one extra movie, accomplished in one less hour, with exactly one less Titanic movie! Now we’re talking! Also, this schedule delivers an impressive average of 2.5 bodies per minute. This will dull your sense of empathy for your fellow man in no time!

What do you think? Can you improve on this schedule? Or is it truly the pinnacle of cinematic carnage?

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Cinemablend 24-hour movie marathons

I just discovered Gabe Toro over at Cinemablend has been writing up a whole series of 24-hour movie marathon ideas. Some sound great (Liam Neeson action marathon!) and some are just plain goofy (an entire movie marathon about bears? Really?).

Here they are, from best to goofiest:

Comedy Movie Marathon – Where to Start?

Planning a comedy movie marathon is a special type of challenge.

Every human being has slightly different comedic tastes, resulting in the same movie falling flat for some and knee-slappin’ to others. This variety of taste results in a proliferation of sub-genres. Wikipedia lists about 14 sub-genres of comedy films, while this handy infographic claims 35 comedy sub-genres.

By the way, is it funny to anyone else that British humor is its own comedic sub-genre? Here is a bit of an explanation of what sets it apart, but how come you never hear of Canadian humor? Or Polish humor? Oh wait, I suppose there is a certain form of Polish humor out there.

Anyway, I digress. Another challenge is you have to consider your attendees’ health. You wouldn’t want to have your movie marathon added to this Wikipedia page of documented cases of people dying of laughter.

Oops. I digress again. So there are lots of types of comedies out there, and there are many comedies out there widely regarded as “classics”. Where do you start?

In my opinion, variety is the spice of every movie marathon. If you scheduled a movie marathon consisting of the entire Three Stooges Filmography, I think you would start using Moe‘s signature eye-poke on yourself about halfway through.

So, what I did is take some of the comedy sub-genres out there, and picked a good representative of that sub-genre. 13 sub-genres / movies later, and you have yourself a comedy movie marathon! I also listed a link to further explanation of the comedy sub-genre, in case you’d like delve deeper into the depths of humor in a particular area.

Your mileage may vary. If you successfully pull off this comedy movie marathon schedule or another one of your own devising, I’d love to hear about it!

Comedy Movie Marathon Movies

Tootsie

TootsieCategory: Dramedy

My take: Dustin Hoffman’s character dresses in drag to gain acting success on a soap opera. This comedy is remembered because it is a movie that is running on all cylinders. It is serious, funny, satiric, its characters change, and has great music. In other words, it all comes together for a great final result.

 

My Cousin Vinny

My Cousin VinnyCategory: Fish out of water

My take: One of my favorite comedies. It exemplifies the fish-out-of-water scenario (New Yorker transplanted to the Deep South) but also has characters and a plot that you can care about (kids falsely accused of murder).

Airplane!

AirplaneCategory: Parody

My take: The comedy that launched a thousand imitators. Take a premise from serious 1970s disaster movies, plant serious actors of the day (Peter Graves, Leslie Nielson) acting very seriously, and then jam every scene with pure ridiculousness. Required viewing for all serious comedy enthusiasts.

Animal House

Animal HouseCategory: Gross out

My take: The template for all subsequent teen / high-school / college comedies. Raunchy, gross, funny. Authority figure villian. Slacker protagonists.  The first movie writing credit of Harold Ramis, and part of the class National Lampoon comedy of the day.

Some Like it Hot

Some Like It HotCategory: Classic

My take: This is a fantastic classic comedy with impossible-to-replicate elements. Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon cross-dressing undercover in a girl band which features ukulele-player Marilyn Monroe.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Monty Python And The Holy GrailCategory: British humor

My take: The king (ha!) of silly humor, and the most quotable movie by high school boys and other nerds in the last century. Follow King Arthur as he seeks the grail (spoiler alert: he fails in his quest to due the movie running out of money) and faces enemies like a killer rabbit and european vs. african swallow trivia.

When Harry Met Sally

When Harry Met SallyCategory: Romantic comedy

My take: Romantic comedies are a much-maligned category of comedy. They’ve been all but dormant in recent years, after having a boom around the 1990s. Why not try out one of the first, and best?

Dr. Strangelove

Dr StrangeloveCategory: Black comedy

My take:  This movie is a strange, singular experience – but what else would you expect out of Stanley Kubrik? A “comedy” depicting World War III could be started by a single unhinged individual in power. Laugh-out-loud funny? Maybe not so much. Darkly absurd? Yes.

Duck Soup

Duck SoupCategory: Slapstick

My take: The best Marx Brothers film, featuring slapstick, puns, political satire, jokes, and classic vaudeville-style performances. It is a comedy time capsule.

This is Spinal Tap

Spinal TapCategory: Mockumentary

My take: The fake documentary that takes a hard look at the world of Rock and Roll, and reveals what an absurd mess it can be. More dry, quotable humor than laugh-out-loud funny.

 

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Breakfast At TiffanysCategory: Sophisticated Comedy

My take: A character-driven, witty comedy, featuring Audrey Hepburn playing a manic-pixie dream girl before that term became a thing. I do appreciate classic cinema’s ability to produce comedy, drama, and emotion just from the dialog of a few individuals.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Fast Times At Ridgemont HighCategory: Teen Comedy

My Take: High-school comedy from the early 1980s, which many laud for capturing the reality of teenage life at the time.

Bringing Up Baby

Bringing Up BabyCategory: Screwball comedy

My take: Goofy, frenetic, and funny. Katherine Hepburn and Cary Grant go from one implausible situation to another, mostly driven by Katherine’s Manic Pixie Dream Girl-ness. I guess she beat Audrey Hepburn to that trope.

Comedy Movie Marathon Schedule

Start TimeTitle
12:00 PMTootsie
02:30 PMMy Cousin Vinny
04:45 PMAirplane!
06:15 PMAnimal House
08:30 PMSome Like it Hot
10:45 PMMonty Python and the Holy Grail
12:30 AMWhen Harry Met Sally
02:15 AMDr. Strangelove
04:00 AMDuck Soup
05:15 AMThis is Spinal Tap
06:45 AMBreakfast at Tiffany’s
08:45 AMFast Times at Ridgemont High
10:30 AMBringing Up Baby
12:12 PMFinish

Best Picture Oscar Movie Marathon Checklist

Can you believe there are 86 movies that have won the Oscar for best picture? If you wanted to watch them all, it would take you almost 200 hours to do it! That would be an eight-day Oscar movie marathon! At that length, you’d better enjoy the best Hollywood has to offer more than sleep, or sanity!

Unless you are looking to break the current movie marathon Guinness world record, I don’t think a single mega-oscar movie marathon is feasible for us mere mortals. So what do we do? The first question to ask is: “Do I want to watch all of the ‘Best Picture’ films, or just the best ones?”

It’s a pertinent question. I compared the list of best picture winners with the American Film Institute’s top 100 American films, and came up with a grand total of 27 films that appeared on both lists. That means that less than 33% of Oscar best picture winners are on the list of the top 100 best American films ever made. Combine that fact with a few opinions on the internet that not all Oscar films have aged that well, and you’d be right to conclude that maybe some of the “best picture” films are better than others.

However, even if you choose to go after only the 27 best films, that’s still about three straight days of movie watching. That is still too much for a single Oscar movie marathon. I think a different approach is needed with the Oscar winners. What about slipping them one-by-one into other movie marathons until you’ve seen them all?

In other words, I think your best bet is to treat the Oscar “best pictures” as more of a bucket list than a movie marathon schedule. At least, that’s what I think I’m going to do. I have seen 21 of these films – less than 25%. I have heard of a lot of these films, but I just haven’t gotten around to seeing most of them yet. I’m going to find them homes in my future movie marathons!

That these films don’t all appear on the critics’ lists doesn’t bother me so much. Living on a diet of only critics’ choices can lead to a severe case of pretentiousness. I like the idea of seeing what America thought was important, or inspiring, or moving, for a particular year in history. It is like watching the video diary for America, one year at a time. I think it’ll be fun!

So, here is the complete list of best picture Oscar winners, along with their length and whether they made it into the AFI top 100. Let’s start checking them off!

Your Oscar Movie Marathon Checklist

YearTitleAFI Top 100?Running Time
1927-1928WingsNo141
1928-1929The Broadway MelodyNo100
1929-1930All Quiet on the Western FrontNo152
1930-1931CimarronNo123
1931-1932Grand HotelNo112
1932-1933CavalcadeNo110
1934It Happened One NightYes105
1935Mutiny on the BountyNo132
1936The Great ZiegfeldNo176
1937The Life of Emile ZolaNo116
1938You Can’t Take it With YouNo126
1939Gone with the WindYes220
1940RebeccaNo130
1941How Green Was My ValleyNo118
1942Mrs. MiniverNo134
1943CasablancaYes102
1944Going My WayNo130
1945The Lost WeekendNo99
1946The Best Years of Our LivesYes172
1947Gentleman’s AgreementNo118
1948HamletNo155
1949All the King’s MenNo109
1950All About EveYes138
1951An American in ParisNo113
1952The Greatest Show on EarthNo152
1953From Here to EternityNo118
1954On the WaterfrontYes108
1955MartyNo94
1956Around the World in 80 DaysNo183
1957The Bridge on the River KwaiYes161
1958GigiNo115
1959Ben-HurYes212
1960The ApartmentYes125
1961West Side StoryYes152
1962Lawrence of ArabiaYes228
1963Tom JonesNo121
1964My Fair LadyNo170
1965The Sound of MusicYes174
1966A Man for All SeasonsNo120
1967In the Heat of the NightNo109
1968Oliver!No153
1969Midnight CowboyYes113
1970PattonNo170
1971The French ConnectionYes104
1972The GodfatherYes175
1973The StingNo129
1974The Godfather Part IIYes200
1975One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s NestYes133
1976RockyYes119
1977Annie HallYes93
1978The Deer HunterYes183
1979Kramer vs. KramerNo105
1980Ordinary PeopleNo124
1981Chariots of FireNo124
1982GandhiNo183
1983Terms of EndearmentNo131
1984AmadeusNo161
1985Out of AfricaNo161
1986PlatoonYes120
1987The Last EmperorNo160
1988Rain ManNo133
1989Driving Miss DaisyNo100
1990Dances with WolvesNo180
1991The Silence of the LambsYes118
1992UnforgivenYes131
1993Schindler’s ListYes197
1994Forrest GumpYes142
1995BraveheartNo177
1996The English PatientNo162
1997TitanicYes194
1998Shakespeare in LoveNo123
1999American BeautyNo121
2000GladiatorNo164
2001A Beautiful MindNo135
2002ChicagoNo113
2003The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the KingYes*201
2004Million Dollar BabyNo132
2005CrashNo112
2006The DepartedNo151
2007No Country for Old MenNo122
2008Slumdog MillionaireNo120
2009The Hurt LockerNo131
2010The King’s SpeechNo118
2011The ArtistNo100
2012ArgoNo120
201312 Years a SlaveNo134

* Ok – technically The Fellowship of the Ring is what made the AFI list – but c’mon! They’re all the same movie!