Refined 2013 Movie Marathon Schedule

The close-to-final 2013 movie marathon schedule?

Start TimeTitleYearRuntimeBreak time
12:00 PMSkyfall2012143 min.37 min.
03:00 PMThe Magnificent Seven1960128 min.7 min.
05:15 PMRebel without a Cause1955111 min.9 min.
07:15 PMThe Big Sleep1946114 min.21 min.
09:30 PMStreetcar named Desire1951122 min.13 min.
11:45 PMThe Legend of Drunken Master199499 min.6 min.
01:30 AMThe Dark Crystal198293 min.12 min.
03:15 AMThe Big Lebowski1998117 min.3 min.
05:15 AMJiro Dreams of Sushi201181 min.9 min.
06:45 AMShort FilmsVarious30 min.0 min.
07:15 AMMad Max197988 min.2 min.
08:45 AMBrave201293 min.12 min.
10:30 AMMy Neighbor Totoro198886 min.4 min.
12:00 PMFinish0 min. min.

Movie Marathon Theater Scheduling Tool

When I recently did an in-theater 24-hour movie marathon, I worked out my viewing schedule by hand, trying to maximize the number of movies I could see without overlapping them. It was labor intensive and kind of boring.

I guess I should have done my research first – Movie Madness.org could have done that for me automatically! This tool puts together every possible combination of viewing schedule, then sorts by schedules that are maximally efficient (i.e. most movies you can see, given the viewing schedule) based on your parameters (i.e. are you willing to overlap movie start/end times a bit? What movies should you include/exclude?).

I find the viewpoint behind the site kind of lame (“Stick it to the man and theater-hop for free! Its okay because big companies don’t deserve to make money because they charge us money for goods and services that we enjoy consuming! And that sucks! It should all be free because we say so! Blarg!”) But, they put together a simple and easy-to-use tool, so there you go.

Starting to plan our 2013 Movie Marathon

My wife and I are starting to plan out our 2013 Movie Marathon, to be held sometime in the fall. We are still just in the ideas stage. I wrote down a few ideas we had in the table below. The usual rules we follow are:

  1. Movies we haven’t seen before
  2. Movies that we want to see or “should” see.

We’ve had some good success in the past asking for ideas from friends (i.e. Run Lola Run). If you have some ideas, please leave a comment below!

Skyfall2012143 min.
Les Miserables2012158 min.
The Magnificent Seven1960128 min.
Inception2010148 min.
The Thing1982109 min.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind2004108 min.
Diabolique1955116 min.
Solaris1972167 min.
The Big Lebowski1998117 min.
The Legend of Drunken Master199499 min.
Jiro Dreams of Sushi201181 min.
The Treasure of Sierra Madre1948126 min.

Jackie Chan Movie Marathon

Jackie Chan is listed as an actor in over 120 movies. Not a lead role every time, mind you. In his early films he was “thug sliding on floor” and “mole face gang leader” (that’s a great credit right there). Still this gives you a sense of the difficultly to create a “perfect” Jackie Chan movie marathon.

I took a few of the “Jackie Chan Best Of” lists and merged them as best I could into one 24-hour Jackie Chan movie marathon. All of the lists out there agreed on maybe about five movies. However, all of the movies you see below was on at least one list, so I think you can spend your 24 hours in confidence that you are getting the best Jackie has to offer! Enjoy!

Jackie Chan Movie Marathon Movies

Snake in the Eagle’s Shadow

Snake In The Eagle's ShadowMy take: An evil clan is all evil and stuff. Jackie Chan is a humble janitor taught by a humble beggar / martial arts master. Will the underdog triumph? I suppose it depends on how well the evil clan is managed. Do they have a good corporate training program and benefits? Find out!

The Young Master

The Young MasterMy take: Jackie Chan loses his honor in a dance competition and must redeem himself by saving his brother, who has fallen into a life of crime. Its “Bring it On” meets the prodigal son. But with slapstick kung fu action.

Project A

Project AMy take: This documentary shows how the coast guard protects us against pirates. The answer is “with Kung Fu. In Hong Kong. In the 19th century.”

Police Story

Police StoryMy take: In this movie, Jackie Chan plays a Hong Kong Supercop…whoops, wait, that’s seven years after this movie. Instead, he plays a Hong Kong cop who is super at Kung Fu. There. That clears it up.

The Armour of God

Armour Of GodMy take: Jackie Chan pursues the Armour of God from evil monks. In the sequel, he pursues the tennis shoes of Satan from evil tollbooth operators.

Police Story 2

Police Story 2My take: Strangely enough, Jackie Chan singlehandedly beating up a legion of bad guys is frowned upon by his police superiors, and he is busted down to traffic cop. That is probably where most of this story is focused: Jackie Chan writing tickets.

Dragons Forever

Dragons ForeverMy take: Jackie Chan is a lawyer with super Kung Fu skills who…wait, what?

Miracles

MiraclesMy take: Jackie Chan accidentally becomes the head of a crime family. Its basically “The Godfather” if Michael had known Kung Fu and didn’t descend into depravity.

Supercop

SupercopMy take: Jackie Chan plays a Hong Kong cop…again? Come on. Couldn’t he play, say a Swedish super cop? “Probably not” is the correct answer.

Crime Story

Crime StoryMy take: Jackie Chan plays a Hong Kong cop….really? Ok, I’m really running out of pithy things to say about Hong Kong supercops at this point.

The Legend of Drunken Master

The Legend Of Drunken MasterMy take: Jackie Chan is an expert in Drunken Boxing style Kung Fu. This has to be one of the most amusing fighting style names ever. Someone should invent “Drunken Gymnast” style Kung Fu quick to top this!

Rumble in the Bronx

Rumble In The BronxMy take: Jackie Chan fights in somewhere that is probably the Bronx in some mirror universe where everyone in New York speaks Chinese.

Who am I?

Who Am I?My take: Jackie Chan asks a soul-searching question that everyone should ask themselves. Probably one of his most thought-provoking…oh wait – it’s a Kung-Fu flick. Never mind!

Jackie Chan Movie Marathon Schedule

Start TimeTitle
12:00 PMSnake in the Eagle’s Shadow
02:00 PMThe Young Master
03:45 PMProject A
05:45 PMPolice Story
07:30 PMThe Armour of God
09:15 PMPolice Story 2
11:00 PMDragons Forever
01:00 AMMiracles
03:00 AMSupercop
04:45 AMCrime Story
06:30 AMThe Legend of Drunken Master
08:15 AMRumble in the Bronx
10:00 AMWho am I?
12:00 PMFinish

 

Friday the 13th Movie Marathon

There are twelve Friday the 13th movies. These twelve movies were released  over a period of 30 years. I’ll let that sink in for a bit. That comes to one new Friday the 13th every two-and-a-half years since 1980. When you are hankerin’ for images of the brutal murders of foolhardy half-naked young people by an unstoppable killing machine – this series has you covered.

I’m not sure what to make of this. Is this a bad thing? A harbinger of the end of civilization? If so, I’m one of the four horsemen – I’ve personally watched somewhere around six to seven of these movies (I forget how many – they all kind of run together after a while).

I suppose the scientific answer to why all these movies exist is humans like the thrill of being scared in a safe environment. Throw in some titillation and amusing ways to die, and you got a formula!

While no box set of the 12 movies exists to my knowledge, you could still buy each individually and make a 24-hour movie marathon out of it. Still, these are very short films. A lot of padding is required to make it work. If you embark on this marathon, I wish you good luck!

The Friday the 13th Movies

Friday the 13th

Friday The 13th 1My take: The first Friday the 13th was actually like a real movie. It had plot twists, was suspenseful, had horror, that sort of thing. If you watch one, watch this one.

Friday the 13th: Part 2

Friday The 13th 2My take: Jason is upset about the events from the last movie and take it out on more dumb teenagers.

Friday the 13th: Part III

Friday The 13th 3My take: Jason – IN 3D! Here’s a drinking game for you – take a drink every time there is a 3D moment in this movie. You know what they are: “Oh look! A rake! Here it comes right at us in 3-D!”

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

Friday The 13th 4My take: Hoo boy. I’m already getting tired of Friday the 13th movies and just writing pithy statements about them. Clearly the watching experience would be much better! I’m sure no one will be thinking “how many more do we have again??” by now.

Friday the 13th: A New Beginning

Friday The 13th 5My take: I hear this one has excessive nudity. So. There’s that.

Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI

Friday The 13th 6My take: So at this point in the marathon I would have to think all of the Friday the 13th movies would start melting together – like perhaps the paintings “Persistence of Time” or “The Scream”.12:00

Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood

Friday The 13th 7My take: I remember seeing this movie on cable TV a  long time ago. How is that possible? What would be left? The plot? Now there’s a scary thought!

Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

Friday The 13th 8My take: Jason on a boat. Too bad the sequels “Jason on a dirigible” and “Jason on a zamboni” were never made.

Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

Friday The 13th 9My take: Ugh. The only Jason movie I actually turned off midway through. That’s saying something. I couldn’t make the hour and twenty minutes.

Jason X

Friday The 13th 10My take: Jason in space. I think the world has really missed an opportunity by not making “Alien vs. Jason” and “Star Wars: Episode VII Jason Strikes Back”

Freddy Vs. Jason

Friday The 13th 11My take: Finally! A ridiculous fight between two beloved(??) unkillable characters. Its like looney tunes with more axes to the head. Enjoy!

Friday the 13th

Friday The 13th 12My take: A reboot? What is there to reboot? Yes, clearly the mythology of the series was just too darn top-heavy and had to be cleared away for a fresh perspective.Yeah. You be the judge.

Friday the 13th Movie Marathon Schedule

And here is how you would lay them all out into a 24-hour schedule. These movies are short, so you’ll have abundant break times between titles. Maybe mix in a few horror shorts?

Enjoy!

Start TimeTitle
12:00 PMFriday the 13th
02:00 PMFriday the 13th: Part 2
04:00 PMFriday the 13th: Part III
06:00 PMFriday the 13th: The Final Chapter
08:00 PMFriday the 13th: A New Beginning
10:00 PMJason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI
AMFriday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood
02:00 AMFriday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
04:00 AMJason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
06:00 AMJason X
08:00 AMFreddy Vs. Jason
10:00 AMFriday the 13th
12:00 PMFinish